Dear Libby
(ChatLib continues to fill in for Libby, who is on vacation.)
Dear ChatLib:
Can you summarize Shir Hashirim in verse?
NO TIME TO READ THE WHOLE THING
Dear No Time:
I would be happy to:
In Shir Hashirim's pages, a beautiful tale is told,
Of two passionate lovers, wild and bold.
They speak of desire, in language so racy
That drives Art Scroll's translators totally crazy.
He is her beloved, an adonis-like macher.
She is his dove, with grapefruit-sized knockers.
They romp and they frolic, but as Art Scroll describes them
It's all just a metaphor for the Jews and Hashem.
So as you sit in shul and read the salacious imagery
Remember not to take it too literally.
CHATLIB
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