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You Had One Job
Industry defenders often suggest the pharmaceutical middlemen play an important role in ensuring supply chain integrity and thus deserve the excess gains they get for whatever it is they do.
Sadly, what they do not seem to be doing these days is keeping track of drug product very well. Counterfeit Ozempic was found in the “legitimate” pharmaceutical supply chain (again) and that is something that is simply not supposed to happen in the US.
If patients and doctors can’t be assured domestic products are real, this is game over for the pharmaceutical supply chain. The FDA will act forcefully to figure out just what happened here and hopefully find an answer quickly.
Remind us again why these middlemen deserve anything more than a pittance.
Any Other Number
In the world of the web, the number 404 has a special meaning. It's the error code used when a webpage doesn't exist. So, web designers should tread carefully when using it, lest a visitor conclude the website is broken.
A textbook example of a time not to use it is a landing page with a bunch of pills marked E 404.
404 was one thing, but the letter just so happened to be E? I love this liiiiiiiife!!!!!
Menacin' the Venison
1) Why are we looking at a girl playing oral-tug-of-war with a deer?
2) What adult thought this would end well?
3) Where kind of petting zoo is this?
4) What drug company thought it a good thing to put on their Contact Us page?
Holiday Roast
This time of year, no one is doing real work, so there's generally little real news. Luckily for you, we manufacture news regularly by being judgmental about biotech company websites. Thus, we wish to present you a holiday helping of our hearty Team Roast:
Schrödinger's Team
If a company highlights "Our team of Expert & Scientist", that may sound like a couple typos. And yet, if the team consists of only two people, maybe not?
So, who's the expert and who's the scientist in this duo?
Until we ask, quantum physics tells us they're both part scientist and part expert.
Go On...
Knowing the experience a management team has is an important way in which we can judge their professional capabilities. Adept Pharma Bio knows this, which is why they published a section which begins:
"Following is the list and summary of experiences of Adept management team:"
Our concern is with what comes next:
"--------------------------------------------"
Meets Expectations
Ok, most companies don't leave us entirely in the dark like that. When they do publish details about their executives, some good things to see next to someone's picture are 'MD, PhD' or 'PharmD, PhD'.
But how can we tell if Suzanne is qualified? Easy, her job title is Qualified Person. Can't argue with that now, can we?
Formal, Casual
You don't get more of an extreme difference between management and the normals than this: sport coats vs a gang of misfits.
Just look at that mob down there. Girl in black hipster hat, guy who couldn't even take his chin mask off for the group photo, girl in pajamas finishing up her Chipotle. Surprised they're all wearing pants!
What's that you say? There is indeed a fully exposed set of genitals, front and center? Sure, why not. Probably boosts the professionalism of this photo.
Who taught that guy how to lift a dog anyway? Poor form!
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