Each month, Herd Manager Blake Hansen selects a Cow of the Month and sends a list of facts about that cow to the writer of this newsletter. It's the job of yours truly to weave those bullet points into an engaging, educational narrative.
This month's Cow of the Month, Asics, just turned 4 years old. She was named for a running shoe brand favored by athletes here on the farm.
One fact about Asics, though, stands out like a horse in a heifer barn: The star on her nametag indicates she was sired by an older bull. Like, really old. For a bull, anyway.
"I'll let you talk about the birds and the bees of how that works! Ha ha!" Blake wrote.
Ha ha? Is it me, or does that sound like a challenge? To be sure, conveying such delicate facts in a family-friendly newsletter requires a skilled, measured pen and a gift for graceful prose. Challenge. Accepted.
Ahem. Blake's office houses three liquid nitrogen tanks containing deep-frozen reproductive samples from bulls. That material is used to artificially inseminate cows, the primary breeding method of most dairy farms. (We do have one lone bull on the farm, Don, but that's an explanation for another time.)
Some of the frozen samples in Blake's office date as far back as the 1960s. He believes bulls were built a bit stronger and sturdier back in the day and is diligent in his research and acquisition of vintage samples.
Asics here was fathered by a bull born in 1982, meaning she was sired with a 41-year-old sample from a long-gone bull. Asics has had three calves -- all bulls. Decades from now, should the future writer of this newsletter find themselves writing about those bulls' heirloom samples, I do hope they'll handle it as delicately.
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