Some wind and fire jokes for Pentecost:
Someone threw my ’70s records on the fire.
It was a disco inferno.
Why do wind turbines like Metallica?
Because they're huge metal fans!
When I was younger, my dad went to prison because he set his boss’s house on fire. I always wondered if I’d wind up in jail like my old man, so I visited him one weekend and I asked him, “Dad, are we all pyromaniacs in this family?” And he said...
“Yes we are, son.”
A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
She told her assistant that she wasn't feeling well. She drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know her.
She teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught her ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450-yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's she going to tell?"