Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Coronavirus Care Package
   
  
I hope this email finds you safe and sheltering in place.
 
Thank you for your fantastic feedback on our Coronavirus Care Packages and daily communications. Keep your responses coming; we enjoy reading your feedback. Some of them provide some awesome laughs. 
 
Please find our latest Coronavirus Care Package by clicking the image below. It's full of Epic one-liners that should bring a smile to your face.  It's called:
 
Things That Make You Go Hmmm!
 
For example:
  • What's another word for Thesaurus?
  • What happened to Preparations A through G?
  • Why do they make scented toilet paper?
  • Why do you need an appointment with a psychic?
  A few more of my favorites:
  • Is Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
  • If FED-EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
  • Why do they put Braille on the drive-thru ATMs?
 
They say laughter is a great coping mechanism in times of stress and anxiety.
 
I hope this is just what the doctor ordered to provide a moment of relief and put a smile on your face.


 

Enjoy and stay safe!

Sincerely, 


Staying Home Again
 

We specialize in working with a select group of Entrepreneurs, Professional Practitioners, and Individuals in the Retirement Red Zone.

We developed and refined a consistent process that helps our clients in four primary ways:
  • Maintain a Successful and Sustainable Lifestyle in Retirement 
  • Tax Mitigation Planning
  • Family Protection against Unplanned Catastrophic Losses
  • Transfer Family Wealth and Legacy in the Most Efficient and Tax Advantageous Manner
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In Case You Missed It

We've been sending out quite a few communications lately to keep you informed and at ease during this unprecedented time. In case you've missed any of our communications, here are some other helpful links:

4/15/20: COVID-19: CARES Act Allows $100,000 Tax-Free IRA Grab and Repay

4/14/20: COVID 19: Important Tax Breaks from the CARES Act

4/13/20: 6 Ways the CARES Act Means Easier Distributions and Loans From Retirement Accounts

4/10/20: 2020 Tax Reference Guide

4/9/20: 7 Estate Planning Must-Do's in the Time of COVID-19

4/8/20: Coronavirus Care Package: Brain Teasers

4/6/20: What is The Worst Virus Outbreak Ever?

4/4/20: Do the C.R.E.F.I Calculation Now

4/3/20: How the Coronavirus Paid Leave Rules Apply to You 

4/2/20: 3 CARES Act Actions for Small Businesses

4/1/20: 4 Significant Ways the CARES Act Can Provide Financial Relief

3/30/20: Top 8 Changes to the SECURE Act You Need to Know

3/28/20: Managing Anxiety Through Charitable Giving:

3/25/20: Checking In and Helpful Resource Links:


3/23/20: 90 Day Tax Deadline Delay:

3/20/20: Coronavirus and the State of the Markets: 


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