1. DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT. Identify yourself if they ask and SHUTUP. Running your mouth helps them find probable cause and prolongs your questioning. .
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2. Ask if are you being detained? If YES, have a big helping of STFU. If no, leave without saying a word. .
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3. If you try to leave and law enforcement doesn’t let you, SHUTUP. You are being detained. .
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4. If detained, invoke your 5th amendment right to counsel and SHUTUP. POLICE MUST STOP ANY INTERROGATION once you are in custody (detained) and they are asking questions to solicit a criminal response. Do yourself this favor if you find yourself in this situation. .
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5. For their own safety, law enforcement WILL be able to pat you down for weapons. So don’t take any weapons or contraband with you to any protests. Including your weed pens and backwoods cigars. If they pat you down, SHUTUP until they’re finished. .
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6. Don’t take any contraband in your car with you to a protest. Including the aforementioned.
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7. It doesn’t matter what law enforcement asks you, SHUT UP once you identify yourself and let them do the talking. They aren’t your friend. .
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8. Deciding not to speak with law enforcement DOES NOT create probable cause. Quit being so friendly and motor-mouthy. It’s not in your best interest. .
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9. Keep your phone charged. Record any interactions with law enforcement. If you are arrested, DO NOT unlock your phone once you are in custody. .
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10. Get home safe to the people who love you. The best way to get home safely is to
