Legal Humor
Joke: A man sued an airline company after it mislaid his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
Joke: Where there is a will there is a lawsuit!
Joke: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Joke: Things paralegals tell their attorneys:
- It’s on the Reminder List I sent you Monday.
- It’s on the Nag list I sent you Tuesday.
- It’s on the PLEASE list I sent you Wednesday.
- It’s on the URGENT list I sent you Thursday.
- It’s on the THIS IS GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE list I sent you Friday.
Joke: A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my gator.”
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