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MISTAKEN IDENTITY
/A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard,
when suddenly, the light turned yellow,
just in front of him.
He did the right thing and stopped,
even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through
the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn,
screaming in frustration as she missed her chance
to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After several hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, screaming and
cussing a blue streak at the guy in front of you.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate,
the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker,
and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.
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