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Tie Fighter
The CEO of this company has “25 years of biotech entrepreneurial experience” which feels like a good complement to his zero years experience straightening ties. The picture quality control department fell asleep at the wheel yet again.
No Names
Hmmm, Linkedin says this outfit has only two employees, yet the team page has nine people with no names.
Given the almost too perfect heterogeneity of the subjects, this has to be a stock photo, right? Or one employee with a bunch of models?
We can only wonder...
No Pictures
Then at Circumvent Pharma you click the "Team" menu item and all you get is a list of names. Word must really be getting out because they sure tried to circumvent the Team Roast. Or so they thought. Boom, roasted.
The Haunting
One way to intimidate your biotech rivals is to take creepy pictures and throw 'em on the website. Competitors will know to fear you. Simply pick the spookiest lighting possible and pop them photos on your website. Everyone will know you're watching...waiting...
Hover. Bored.
A common feature of this old-school internet many of us still use is for something to happen when you hover over an image or link. What is not at all common is for said picture, link, etc. to suddenly become obscured when you hover over it.
What sense does that make? None sense. Give us more on hover, not less.
Guess it could be worse, though. Everyone could be 'holding' stupid icons when you hover instead.
Roast or Toast?
We like this split level team photo with the rock wall. But as we scrolled down, couldn't get on board with calling their HR department “People Sciences”.
Anyone who has spent any time around people knows no science can describe them - they're the worst.
But wait. We're making an assumption here. What if the 'People Sciences' department isn't HR at all? Thoughts suddenly turning very dark...
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