Are you seeing a pattern here? For those of you who are newly arrived or just have not been paying close attention, each month the FFSS newsletter brings a different partner writing the introduction. We have an established rotation, and this time around I landed on February. Let’s just go ahead and admit that February can be an awkward month for newsletter introductions. 
 
Valentine’s Day just doesn’t seem all that suited for a newsletter topic. “Newsletter” and “Valentine” just really shouldn’t occupy the same space. Then, there is the Dallas Cowboys -- a reliable newsletter go-to for hope and promise most months of the year. But sadly, our Dallas Cowboys are now perennial sources of hopelessness in February. And the pandemic. Ah yes, the pandemic. Even I have grown weary of trying to find anything lighthearted about the pandemic. 
 
But fear not, I remain committed to trying to not be boring in my newsletter introductions. So this time, I am going with trivia. People like trivia, right? 
 
We have been blessed with long relationships with so many of you, our clients. So the question then becomes, how well do you really know the lawyers of FFSS? We will test your knowledge with a game of trivia. Listed below are anonymous descriptions of several lawyers at our firm, and your job is to match the FFSS lawyer with the description. Enjoy. 
 
1.     This lawyer is a quite capable and increasingly famous distiller of whiskey.

2.     This lawyer once owned a martial arts studio.

3.    This lawyer once had an elderly Plaintiff put a voodoo curse on him during trial. The curse involved repeated incantations of “short man gonna die.” And no, please do not guess me just because I am short.

4.     This lawyer plays drums in a band that has been nominated multiple times for best cover band in the Dallas Observer music awards.

5.     This lawyer writes really odd newsletter introductions.
 
Feel free to brag to me if you got all of them right and Happy Valentine’s Day.