1: American Chess Day
Are you sure you want to make that move?

2: National Hummingbird Day
C’mon, learn the words already.

5: Labor Day
When most of us don’t.

7: National Beer Lovers’ Day
Um… isn’t that every day?

13: Hug Your Boss Day
Notice the date. This could be very bad luck.

15: Felt Hat Day
Don’t make me do it without the fez on!

19: International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Because Yarrrr!

26: Rosh Hashanah
L’chaim!