A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. He said "I need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority
of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket,
the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See
this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on
any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself
clear?"
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time
later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running
for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull. With every step the
bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd
sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly
terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
"Your badge, show him your BADGE!"
