We call it "creepy clown" syndrome.
Those formerly lovable entertainers of our childhood memory have suddenly turned dark and bone-chilling. The mass hysteria over their recent sightings and social-media threats strike us as a little too similar to the recent reports of food dangers hiding in the aisles of your stores. In Halloween tribute to the scariest innocents, Farmer Goes to Market offers this tribute to the top Creepy Clowns of the supermarket aisles.