A Humorous Take on the

World of Sales and Management

 

Would you make this investment?
  • 2% chance of making money
  • 98% chance of losing money
  • The longer you invest, the worse your rate of return
Crazy?  Not at all.  I bet you probably make this lousy investment yourself. 

To see what it is, read on....

Mike S.
We Do Make Bad Investments
 
It's called Casino Gambling. 82 Million people a year in the USA make this investment every year.. Total casino spending was $71B last year, a business seven times greater than all the Hollywood movies put together.

I'm not interested in the question of why people spend money at casinos. We all recognize it can be fun and exciting. Most people can afford to lose a few hundred or thousand bucks, and it's a form of entertainment. 
 
You could flush dollar bills down the toilet for an entire night, and still come out ahead of most casino gamblers.


We Don't Make Good Investments

I'm interested in the opposite question: Why do people waste money on bad investments, but NOT spend money on great investments?

Many, if not most IT purchases offer a great return on investment. Faster networks, better security, time-saving applications, better integrations, faster communications, better access to information, and so on. Most IT investments, when implemented properly, offer a great return on the money invested.

If the ROI is so great, why do customers put off decisions and do nothing at all? That's not just aggravating and costly, it's irrational!

Where the Real Expense is

Surprisingly, the biggest expense in most organizations is not their technology, but their people. The total IT market in the USA is nearly $1 Trillion per year, and the total compensation for all 125 Million workers in the USA is close to $9 Trillion. 

You would think smart executives would do EVERYTHING in their power to maximize the productivity of their biggest expense. Instead, they pretend to be busy, duck your calls and give you excuses why they can't move forward.

It's the Salesperson's Fault

So why do customers spend on a bad ROI and not spend on a great ROI?   The sales approach is often to blame.

Many salespeople are busy blathering about how wonderful they are.  Then, they regurgitate a mind-numbing list of meaningless facts and claims.

"You've Been in Business 17 years and employ 
12 Engineers?  How Fascinating...."

If salespeople sold sushi, they would describe cold, dead fish, and how these fish were colder and deader than any of the competitor's.

Here's How IT Salespeople make Sushi look

Many IT salespeople love to blather about how wonderful their service is, and how many awards their company has won.  You almost never hear how these technologies will transform the company's workplace and turbo-charge profits.  If only salespeople could sell like the casinos do:

Sell Like the Casinos

Casino's don't talk about the horrible reality of their product.  They focus on the fun, the positives:
  • "All the star-studded fun you can handle!"
  • "Fabulous Dining & Endless Nightlife!"
  • "Over 2,000 of the hottest slots!"
  • "Over 300,000 square feet of excitement & action"
Here's How Casinos Make Cold, Dead Fish Look

To get those non-committal customers to take action, take a page from the Casino industry.  Stop selling cold, dead fish and start focusing on the fun, the excitement, the transformation.  As the old advertising line goes "Sell the Sizzle, not the Steak"

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