Sometimes we take life so seriously. There is a time for that but, there is also a time to enjoy, forget our troubles and laugh. Below are a few one liners I found in one of the files on my computer.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
IT IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
Procrastinate Now.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle.Never fired. Dropped once.
HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH
A PICTURE IS WORTH A 1000 WORDS, but it uses up a 1000 times the memory.
The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original "point and click interface" was a Smith &Wesson.
Let's not take life so seriously. Enjoy it and laugh a little.
