Hi Friends!
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
- One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast. ;)
Speaking of funny, I have a funny story to share with you.
I was recently gifted a Bible that my friend bought at, you guessed it, The Christmas Shoppe!
It quickly became my FAVORITE Bible! But guess what!? I LOST IT! OH-NO!
I looked everywhere for it! Church, up and down The Hill Country Mile including Boerne's Main Street Gazebo, my mother's house, even The North Pole!!! I just couldn't find it ANYWHERE!
Until one day three weeks later, when a unicorn walked up to me carrying the Bible in it's mouth. I simply couldn't believe my eyes! As I took the precious book out of the unicorn's mouth, I raised my eyes up to Heaven and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the unicorn. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Woah! Can we just stop for a minute to comment on the unicorn at The Shoppe! YES! WE HAVE UNICORNS at The Christmas Shoppe! Our unicorn area is
full of unicorns, narwhals, and even flying llamacorns!
Unicorns DO exist! …the LAST kernel on a cob! Is a uni-corn! HAHAHAHA!
That reminds me of Corn Corn!
