I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn't stick with it.
I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn't my racket. I was too high strung.
I became a baker, but it wasn't a cakewalk, and I couldn't make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain.
I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
Then I became a personal trainer in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
I thought about being a historian, but I couldn't see a future in it.
Next I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting, so they discharged me.