Paddy and Paddy
Paddy Connor and Paddy O'Reilly, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.
When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate, how are
we going to tell who owns which Pig?"
Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears of my Pig, and ten we can
tell them apart."
"Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the
house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Pig has chewed the ear off my Pig. Now we got
two pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin
pig.?"
"Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my pig. Ten we'll ave
two pigs and only one of them will avan ear".
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again
stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your pig has chewed the other ear
offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two pigs with no ears!!!. How we gonna
tell who owns which fookin pig?"
"Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. " I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll
cut de tail offa my pig. Den we'll av two pigs with no ears and only one
tail."
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it, Paddy stormed
into the house once more.
"PADDY," shouted Paddy, "YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS
CHEWED THE TAIL OFFA MY PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN TAILS!!!!!!!.
HOW DE FOOK ARE WE GONNA TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ah, Fook it" says Paddy, "how's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one"