Ole & Sven
Ole and Sven had been best friends for years, and they both lived into their 90’s before Ole suddenly fell deathly ill. Sven came to visit him on his deathbed and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship when Sven asks,
“Listen, Ole, ven yew die, dew me a favor. I vant tew know if dare’s baseball in heaven.”
Ole says,
“Weef been friends for years, Sven. I’ll do dis for yew.”
And then Ole dies. A couple days later, Sven is sleeping when he hears Ole’s voice. The voice says,
“I’f got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat dare is baseball in heaven.”
