Scottish Humor
Wee Morag was only three, but she had an enquiring mind. So when she dropped a chocolate biscuit on the ground and her mother told her not to pick it up, she inevitably asked, "Why?"
Her mother explained that it could have picked up germs that could give her a sore tummy if she ate them.
Wee Morag was impressed by this answer and then asked, "How do you know all this stuff?"
Her mother thought quickly and reckoned she was being clever by replying, "It's in the Mummy test - they don't let you be a Mummy unless you know it all...."
Wee Morag pondered this new revelation for a few moments and then beamed up at her Mum. "I get it! If you fail the test you have to be the Daddy."
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