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May Day! May Day! 

Warning! More puns! 

We have had a blast over the past few weeks, sharing and receiving so many, very funny, very punny puns! Thank you to all readers. 

Take another look at the  pun posts in the By George Journal archives . There are many new posts from the "shaggy dog" puns to the pun memes that readers shared on our  Facebook and Twitter . 

So, this newsletter issue is one last look back at the glorious tongue-in-cheek, punny posts of April. 

Enjoy!
Chris     

6 (New) FAV Pun Memes  

By George presents the half-dozen favourite memes shared with us over the last two weeks.  








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- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
- All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- When chemists die, apparently they barium.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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- Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- Jokes about German sausages are the wurst  

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