And I'm one of them! Come hear me speak about the impact my mother's flip flops and wooden spoon had on my life — and my rear — in my award-winning speech, You Just Wait Until Your Father Gets Home! Hear others talk about The Cockroach and Centipede, Fishing Ghosts, and so much more. 9 a.m. to noon, Saturday, Dec. 2, Merten Hall, George Mason University, 4441 George Mason Blvd, Fairfax, VA 22030 . Coming? Please let organizer Paul White know. And please share with your friends!