Gentlemen, Set Forth Immediately Below Is A Picture Taken At Chevy Chase Earlier This Summer Of The Final Golfer To Complete A Round At The Course We Have Called Home Since Glenn Lombardi First Cobbled Together A Contingent Of 25 Handicap PR Country Clubbers (Of Which There Are Many) And A Gaggle Of Stewbums From "Cheers On Oakton" And Called It The SPCMC Golf Outing. Due To Torrential Rains In The People's Republic Of Wisconsin That Filtered Into Our Home State Of Madiganistan, Chevy Chase Ended Up Looking Like The Lake That Park Ridge's Murphy Pond Aspires To Be For A Period Of Two Weeks. The Aftermath Of This Flooding Forced The Brain Trust Of The SPCMC (Cue Laugh Track) To Relocate Its Annual Golfing Debacle To The Leafy Neighboring Suburb That Houses Our Sister Parish, OLPH (aka, Our Lady of Prada And Hermes). The Details For What Promises To Be A Day Of Utter Golfing Incompetence And World Class Buffoonery Are Set Forth Below.   

 

  

2017 SPCMC Golf Outing

 

The Date:

 

Friday, September 29, 2017

 

The Location: 

 

Glenview Park Golf Club, 800 Shermer Road, Glenview, Madiganistan

 

Transportation: 

 

Walk/Jog/Ride Your Bike/Take Uber/Get Dropped Off By Your Lesser Half

 

Entertainment:

 

Capitani and Bresnahan Will Bring Their Special Brand Of Insanity To The Event As Co-Emcees. In Addition, There Will Be Beer Pong And A Malort Guzzling Contest.

 

Prizes:

 

Golfer Prizes, Raffle Prizes, Contest Prizes

 

The Schedule:

 

8:00 am:    Pump Primers At Cheers On Oakton (In Lieu Of Driving Range)

11:00 am:  Check-In, Lunch And Maintenance Beverages At GPGC

12:30 pm:    Boat In Moat Chipping Contest/Shotgun Start

5:30 pm - 8:30 pm: Open Bar (Beer & Wine)/Dinner/Raffle/Entertainment

9:00 pm - Sunrise: Harp & Fiddle, Then Back To Cheers, Then On To Stone Park 

 

The Cost:

$170 - Golf/Lunch/Dinner/Open Bar (Includes $5 Ball For Boat In Moat Contest)

$50 - Dinner & Open Bar Only

$150 - Hole Sponsorship

 

Golfers/Payment:

 

Foursomes should email their information to:

Joe Capitani ( [email protected]) and Glenn Lombardi ( [email protected]). If you are a single golfer or a twosome, we'll turn it into a foursome.

PAPPAL LINKS ARE SET FORTH BELOW to facilitate: (1) payment for golf/food & beverages; (2) payment for food & beverages only; and (3) payment for hole sponsorships.