A bit of humor from Rachael

 Week 4 of a series:  The Bible: Through the eyes of a child

Here's our version of the stories of the Bible if they were to be told by a child:

Solomon   One of David's sons was called Solomon.  He had, like, 300 wives and 500 porcupines.  They told us in Sunday School that he was a really wise man, but that doesn't sound too wise to me.

Jonah and other prophets

After Solomon cane a whole lot of major league prophets.  Jonah was one of them.  He was swallowed by a whale, then barfed up on the beach.  

There were some other minor league prophets, but they weren't too important.

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The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room.

A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. 
    "Arthritis with complications?" she asked. 

The wife shook her head, "Do-it-yourself," she explained, "with concrete blocks."