Ho Ho Holts Christmas Meet Up
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8 AT 5:30 PM
Holts - Park Ridge
MEN, THE HOLIDAYS HAVE ARRIVED. AND IT IS INCUMBENT UPON ALL OF
 US TO AMP OUR HOLIDAY SPIRITS UP TO ELEVEN. TO THAT END, PLEASE JOIN YOUR COMRADES-IN-ARMS AS WE CONVENE THE SECOND ANNUAL MEN'S CLUB CHRISTMAS MEET-UP EXTRAVAGANZA AT HOLTS IN PARK RIDGE.
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE, AND PLEASE ENJOY THE HOLIDAY POEM THAT IS SET FORTH BELOW!
Two Weeks Before Christmas
TWAS TWO WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND OVER AT HOLT'S/THE BIG TOE WAS IMBIBING, HE WAS IN NEED OF A JOLT. AS THE TOE STUDIED THE BAR'S INVENTORY WITH CARE, A COHORT CALLED UPON HIM TO TAKE THE ULTIMATE DARE.
THE TOE THEN INHALED A SHOT OF MALORT OR TWO/WHICH NO ONE WILL CONFUSE WTH TULLAMORE DEW. AS HIS LIVER RECOILED, THE TOE THOUGHT HE HEARD THE CLOCK TICK/WHEREUPON HE HAD A VISION OF JOLLY OLD ST. NICK.
HE WAS CLAD IN RED AND HAD BEEN AT THE MECCA SINCE NOON//HE NEEDED A CHANGE OF VENUE, AND HE NEEDED IT SOON! MORE RAPIDLY THAN ANGELS, HIS MINIONS THEY CAME/AND HE WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME.
ON STINSON, ON MEYER, ON MALONEY, ON HAUGH/I HAVE TO GET TO HOLT'S, AND I HAVE TO GET THERE NOW! SO THEY HOISTED HIM ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND STUMBLED DOWN THE STREET/IT WAS TIME TO GET HIM TO THE SPCMC'S MEET AND GREET!
WHEN ST.NICK AND HIS CREW BURST THROUGH THE DOOR, WITH BEER BOTTLES FLYING AMID A GENERAL UPROAR, THE BIG TOE REALIZED THAT HIS VISION WAS REAL, CHRISTMAS IMBIBERY HAS THE POWER TO HEAL! AND SO THE BIG TOE AND ST. NICK EACH EXHORT, COME JOIN US AT THE MEET UP AND SHARE A SHOT OFMALORT!
Joe "The Big Toe" Capitani
President
SPC Men's Club
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