1. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
3. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
4. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
5. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
6. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
8. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
9. I hate insects puns, they really bug me.
10. If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
11. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
12. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
13. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
14.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
15. What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH
"Fun"-A-Gram
June 2016
Summer is officially here!
Come visit Arizona Fun Services and Visualize Creativity at Comicon in booth #AA224. Visualize creativity will be face and body painting in the booth.
Fun Services will be closed Mondays in June, July and the first Monday in August. Those dates are June 6th, June 13th, June 20th, June 27th, July 4th, July 11th, July 18th, July 25th and August 1st. We will reopen Mondays starting August 8th.
Referrals are one of the best ways for us to get new customers, it you refer us to someone and they use us for their event we will give you a $25.00 gift card.
Customer service is our number one priority so please feel free to email us any time with any requests for items you would like to see us carry in the store, if you need a special order of an item or any questions or comments you may have for us.
Our goal is to keep you entertained and informed about what we do, so any comments or suggestions are welcome. Please feel free to email us your ideas at
[email protected].
Also, please pass on to friends if you think they would be interested in receiving it.
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Arizona Fun Services has new water slides available to cool down your summer party.
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