At the onset, I must apologize.  There is no doubt I will offend you this month.  In fact, were my mother still with us, I'm sure she'd want to wash my mouth out with soap.  Or since this is in print, make me scrub my fingers extra hard.  See, she did that every time she caught us using "potty" language.  Though I never possessed a sailor's mouth, there were always a few forbidden words that would slip out for which we'd have to eat soap.  (Huh, I guess she'd be in trouble if she did that these days.  Wait, that's another blog...) This month's blog topic is nothing but pure potty talk.  Though you won't find me picking a side, I do ponder these things.  So please forgive me but do, read on.  Though I pride myself in extra clean bathrooms, as of recent, there has been much more to say about public restrooms than the quality of toilet paper or its cleanliness.  Yes, the bathroom at Eagle Hardware stays clean.  That is a must.  There is nothing worse than using a dirty restroom  ...