Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
from our volunteers and staff at River Cities United Way!
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
You know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You'll get Tinselitis
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
What is the favorite Christmas Carol of parents?
Silent Night
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low
elf esteem
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